Diane Keaton Linda Patricia Hodge Joan Lulu Susan Adil Ray James Genevieve Gaunt Young Linda Hannah Howland Young Susan Esme Lonsdale Young Joan Bill Paterson Henry Lawrence Chaney Lucy Rulez Tom Stourton Robert Jaime Winstone Sharon Hayley Mills Karen David Harewood Hal Boy George Himself Ossian Perret Young Arthur David Bromley Vicar Nigel Pegram Derek Joanna David Rachel Marcus Fraser Nathan Talitha Wing Shyla Jacqueline Clarke Doris Diane Keaton Linda Patricia Hodge Joan Lulu Susan Adil Ray James Genevieve Gaunt Young Linda Hannah Howland Young Susan Esme Lonsdale Young Joan Bill Paterson Henry Lawrence Chaney Lucy Rulez Tom Stourton Robert Jaime Winstone Sharon Hayley Mills Karen David Harewood Hal Boy George Himself Ossian Perret Young Arthur David Bromley Vicar Nigel Pegram Derek Joanna David Rachel Marcus Fraser Nathan Talitha Wing Shyla Jacqueline Clarke Doris Ross Tomlinson Raymondo Paul Antony-Barber Karl Mel Harris Dr. Deborah Wingard