Gird your loins for the tragic tale of Lady Jane Grey, the young Tudor noblewoman who was Queen of England for nine days and then beheaded, back in good ol’ 1553. Actually... f*ck that. We’re retelling history the way it should have happened: the damsel in distress saves herself. This is an epic tale of true love and high adventure set in an alt-universe of action, history, fantasy, comedy, romance, and rompy-pompy. Buckle up.
E1 ∙ Who'll Be the Next in Line?
Lady Jane Grey has been betrothed against her will to her cousin, the king is coughing up blood and her best friend has flown the coop, literally.
E2 ∙ Wild Thing
Jane's husband Guildford turns into a horse daily. Queen Mary and Seymour conspire to kill King Edward. Seymour falsely accuses Dudley of poisoning Edward, leading to Dudley's imprisonment.
E3 ∙ With a Girl Like You
After Edward's feigned death, Seymour plots to kill Jane and Guildford, believing Susanna's abduction. Jane uncovers the ruse, evades assassination, and becomes queen.
E4 ∙ Bluebird Is Dead
Jane and Guildford uncover Mary and Seymour's plot to kill Edward. Mary assaults Jane, destroying evidence. Frances sees Guildford transform into a horse. Edward is revealed alive.
E5 ∙ I'm Gonna Change the World
Lady Margaret cares for dying Edward. Dudley forces Jane to name Guilford king. Mary bargains, offering Norfolk's army for chancellorship. Jane welcomes Ethians, dismisses guards for coronation. Under pressure, she marries Guilford.
E6 ∙ I Feel Free
Mary rejects cure, goes into hiding. Archer safeguards Jane from assassin. Edward escapes with Fitz after learning Margaret's plan against Verities. Archer-Norfolk bowling match decides Division Laws' fate.
E7 ∙ Another Girl, Another Planet
Jane's family is held hostage by Mary. Despite Bess' support, Jane faces trial. Edward raises an army, but evidence of Guildford's identity leads to Jane's death sentence.
E8 ∙ God Save the Queen
Queen Mary imprisons Lady Jane. Norfolk opposes her cruelty, executed. Courtenays seek supernatural Ethians' help against Mary. Ethians interrupt Jane's execution, freeing her.
